In high school, Melinda and I petitioned the guidance counselor to waive our vocational class requirement. AP chemistry and biology should count, we said, because they are vocational if you’re delusional enough in your youth to assume that of course you’ll become a doctor. And how lame would it be to have to take Foods [...]
Once again I bring you a tip that I am probably the last person on earth to hear about it. (Last time it was my mother’s revolutionary microwave-cleaning method).
Have you heard of this stuff? It’s great. You smear it on a surface (like wood, glass, metal), then on a flat object (fabric, photographs, stickers, [...]
We just bought a house. It was hairy, scary, and now we’re stuck with a house we LOVE, but dog pee that we, uh, don’t. How white trash is that, that someone would let their dog pee all over the house? And how dumb were we that we didn’t get suspicious about that one upstairs [...]