Last week I threatened to throw the blender off our balcony if it got left out ONE MORE TIME. Dick likes to make smoothies, which is great because the kids love them, they’re pretty healthy, and blah blah blah.
But who has to clean up after them? Me. That’s who. And somehow putting the blender back, [...]
I’ve been making my own refried beans since my friend Jill in Florida showed me how. This was back when we were desperate to buy a house, any house in a drug-dealer-infested neighborhood, before the market went up any higher. Six months later the bubble burst, and two years after that, we are looking for [...]
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My mom turned 50 on Sunday. She’s pretty young for a grandma of six. Last year my sisters and I held a tea party for her. We dressed up like Mary Poppins and ate homemade scones.
This year I thought of fun 50th birthday stuff: black balloons, black roses in a coffin. Luckily [...]