The end.
No — if you liked the books (the Twilight books, that is), you’ll probably like the movie. Even though Edward seems to be fighting dysenterial vomiting at the beginning rather than a burning desire for Bella’s blood, and even though Rosalie looks fat and ugly. (Sorry. I realize she’s probably a size 2, but [...]
I remember the first R-rated movie I ever saw. We lived in a town of less than 2000 people, and the banker’s daughter invited me to her twelfth birthday slumber party where we watched The Lost Boys with Jason Patric.
I think her name was Hailey, and I know it sounds weird that I for sure [...]
I wish I could be all cynical and hate things like Disneyland and Anne Geddes calendars and cancer stories about your mom and a lime popsicle and vapid romance novels. At least I do really hate half of those things.
If I ever started smoking (I have no immediate plans to) it’d only be so I [...]